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"Sometimes I make smiley face pancakes. Sometimes I make Mickey Mouse pancakes. I call them: smiley-mouse-cakes." -Cloud Strife really
My sister: [link]
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Find me at ~Meirii
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*points* oh look! a flying banana!
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() () this is bunny. copy him into your siggy so he may gain worldwide domination.
Free headaches at this location!>>> [link] <<<
Just wonderful
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I'm sorry for my bad English!
...Du kannst ihm definitiv erklären bist Sohn des Flüsterns , obgleich nicht viel von fettem wirklich durch glänzt. Es ist sonderbar, weil in den Büchern, Placker fetter Enkel ist, und in der Reihe ist er fetter Sohn
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'Tis better to have loved and lost than to not have loved at all. -William Shakespeare
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*The-Novelist-Club
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"Why are you a vegetarian anyway?
Because, you know....a pig is not a cow."
*awkward silence*
"Wait...what?!"
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I am Pokemon #81 Magnemite in DA's Pokemon Crew
--Thank you all my friends, you're all awesome X3
I LOVE EMOTICONS!!!!!!
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"Beware of he would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
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